How to Chop Your Own Tree

1. After driving almost every dirt road in the state of Alabama because the Magellan has no idea where you are, arrive at Fish River Trees.


2. Get Excited.

 

 

3. Acquire the proper tools…

 

 

4. Say “hello” to the reindeer…

 

 

5. and get to searchn’!

 

 

6. Test the smells…

 

 

7. find your tree…

 

 

8. and cut…


9. er’…

 

 

10. down!

 

 

11. Hi-five for a job well done…

 

 

12. and carrer’ out!

 

 

13. (Don’t forget to bring a pretty friend along!)

 

 

14. Wave thanks and haul er’ home!

 


 


 

 

 



 



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